The Dark Lord’s Guide to Dating by Tiffany Hunt

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Step One: Kidnap someone cute.
Step Two: Force her into marriage.
Step Three: Try not to get feelings.

When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella for a forced marriage, he expects an obedient, trembling bride. What he gets is a knife to the throat and a furious woman with her own terms. He may need her heroic bloodline to achieve ultimate dominion, but she’s not about to make this easy for him.
Arabella has already survived her father’s tower prison and a lifetime of being treated like property. Being abducted by the realm’s most notorious villain is just another Tuesday. If she must be married to the infuriating (and infuriatingly attractive) Dark Lord, she’ll do it on her terms: freedom within his fortress, hands strictly to himself, and complete honesty about his plans.
But when his plans go awry, Kazimir faces his most terrifying challenge yet. He must actually date his own wife. Between awkward dinners, magical training sessions, and playing golf with the eyeballs of his enemies, his villainous seduction plans are failing spectacularly.
As they navigate magical explosions and jealous exes, they discover a far more terrifying prospect than war or magical catastrophe:
They might actually be falling for each other.

A villain and his captive bride discover that magical artifacts, ancient conspiracies, and unconventional dating activities make for one hell of a honeymoon in this dark and sexy fantasy romance.

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File Name:the-dark-lords-guide-to-dating-by-tiffany-hunt.epub
Original Title:The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (And Other War Crimes)
Creator:Tiffany Hunt
Language:en
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Date:2025-05-24T00:00:00+00:00
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Table of Content

1. Title Page
2. Copyright
3. Dedication
4. Contents
5. 1. Kidnap Someone Cute (And Pretend It’s Ambition, Not Loneliness)
6. 2. Make a Dramatic Entrance (And Try Not To Stare)
7. 3. Propose Before She Stabs You (Timing Is Everything)
8. 4. Glower, Growl, Repeat (Toxic Romance 101)
9. 5. Negotiate With a Villain (Terms & Conditions Apply)
10. 6. Play Mad Alchemist at 3 A.M. (Ethics Sold Separately)
11. 7. Meet Your Villain’s Quirky Staff (Before They Collect More Bodily Samples)
12. 8. Argue With Your Bride (It’s Foreplay for Villains)
13. 9. Forge Rings with Bone and Hair (Romance, Dark‑Lord Style)
14. 10. Feast with Your Enemies (And Call Them Friends)
15. 11. Play The Part (Even If It Burns)
16. 12. Resist Temptation (Even When It Sleeps Naked)
17. 13. Undress for Success (And Other Tactical Errors)
18. 14. Reveal Your True Plans (After It’s Too Late)
19. 15. Activate an Ancient Artifact (Results May Vary)
20. 16. Tell Fairy Tales to Villains (They’re Surprisingly Good Listeners)
21. 17. Rebrand Conquest as Courtship (Dating 101)
22. 18. When All Else Fails, Try Research (Or Just Break Things)
23. 19. Assess Your Wife’s Magic (With Ulterior Motives)
24. 20. Trust a Villain with Your Magic (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)
25. 21. Duck and Cover (When Magic Backfires)
26. 22. Crush Awkward Rumors Before Lunch (Glower Optional)
27. 23. Save Villages, Steal Loyalty (and Other Acts of Accidental Heroism)
28. 24. Seduce Her with Gifts (And Broken Machinery)
29. 25. Master the Duality of Power (While Fighting Attraction)
30. 26. Navigate Complicated Family Politics (While Planning a Seduction)
31. 27. Charm Her With Chemistry (Side‑Effect: Immediate Naptime)
32. 28. Show Her the Workplace Hazards (Jealous Ex Included)
33. 29. Hold Hands and Twist Arms (Romance by Way of Border Patrols)
34. 30. Provide Comfort, Assert Dominance (Multi-tasking For The Modern Dark Lord)
35. 31. Revive the Dead (But Just a Little)
36. 32. Gifts That Breathe Fire (Usually Work)
37. 33. Golf with the Eyeballs of Your Enemies (Bonding Through Sadism)
38. 34. Detect Half-Truths (While Training Your Dragon)
39. 35. Stalk Your In-Laws (For Research Purposes)
40. 36. Share Your Magic (Not Your Feelings)
41. 37. Dangle a Spy (For Information and Amusement)
42. 38. Teach Deadly Magic (And Win a Prize)
43. 39. Retreat and Regroup (And Hate Him More)
44. 40. Send a Message (Preferably One That Bleeds)
45. 41. Claim Your Power (And the Dark Lord)
46. 42. Consummate the Marriage (For Power, Obviously)
47. 43. Calculate Repair Costs (When Consummation Requires Reconstruction)
48. 44. Master the Morning After (When Villains Don’t Flee Before Breakfast)
49. 45. Channel Your Righteous Fury (And Your Dark Lord’s Destruction Kink)
50. 46. Inspect the Damage, Pretend It’s Fine (Someone Order More Pillows)
51. 47. Blow Off Steam (Without Destroying the Castle)
52. 48. Contemplate Destiny (While Your Villain Sleeps)
53. 49. Move the Meeting (Because She Asked Nicely)
54. 50. Research the Relic (And Other Library Violations)
55. 51. Rattle the Bookshelves (And Trigger an Earthquake)
56. 52. Shatter Your Toy (And Lose Your Privileges)
57. 53. Pretend You’re Fine (While Writhing in Agony)
58. 54. Lie about the Pain (Emotions Are Flammable)
59. 55. Stand Close (And Pretend It’s Strategy)
60. 56. Interrogate the Dying Ex (Poison Makes Them Chatty)
61. 57. Kick Him Where It Counts (Foreplay, Apparently)
62. 58. Calculate the Risk-Reward Ratio (Of Ancient Rituals and Desk Activities)
63. 59. Reject Unwanted Rescue Attempts (And Make Your Villain Proud)
64. 60. Test Your Villain’s Restraint (One Drop at a Time)
65. 61. Wake Your Spouse With a Blade (True Romance, Dark Lord Style)
66. 62. Avoid Difficult Conversations (While Sharks Circle)
67. 63. Feed the Sharks in Your Bathtub (Before They Smell Blood)
68. 64. Defend Your “Research” With Legal Jargon (And Occasional Violence)
69. 65. Play With Your Wife (Without Breaking the Rules)
70. 66. Solve One Problem, Create Another (The Villain’s Guide to Progress)
71. 67. Kidnap Your Father-in-Law (Villain Style)
72. 68. Confront Your Past (Bring Threats, Not Forgiveness)
73. 69. Repel the Knights-in-Shining-Armor (Your Wife Doesn’t Need Saving, Thanks)
74. 70. Discover her Dark Side (And Admit You Like It)
75. 71. Almost Die Together (It’s Romantic, Okay?)
76. 72. Push Beyond Your Limits (Dark Lords Don’t Die Until They Find Their Ladies)
77. 73. Claim Each Other Properly (No Artifacts Were Harmed)
78. 74. Celebrate Still Being Alive (Stubble Is The Official Aftermath Look)
79. 75. Extract Confessions Side-By-Side (Villainous Couples Share Hobbies)
80. 76. Handle Unexpected Plot Twists (The Quiet Ones Are Always Trouble)
81. 77. Harness Ultimate Power (Unexplained Voices Are Probably Nothing)
82. Note from the Author
83. Acknowledgments
84. About the Author
85. Also by Tiffany Hunt