Perfectly Wicked by Albany Walker

Table of Content

• 1. Title Page
• 2. Copyright
• 3. Also by Albany Walker
• 4. Contents
• 5. 1. I don’t like making plans, then words like premeditated get thrown around.
• 6. 2. I thought I was an atheist until I realized I was a sex god.
• 7. 3. To care or not to care. That isn’t even a question.
• 8. 4. I am not responsible for what my face does while you talk.
• 9. 5. Failure might be your only option.
• 10. 6. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
• 11. 7. Most days, my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.
• 12. 8. If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.
• 13. 9. Good evening, I see the assassins have failed.
• 14. 10. There’s someone for everyone. For you, that person is a psychologist.
• 15. 11. When I said, “How stupid can you be?” it wasn’t a challenge.
• 16. 12. “Trust me, you can do it.” Vodka.
• 17. 13. I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are underprepared.
• 18. 14. I can tell today is going to be a “Doesn’t play well with others” kind of day.
• 19. 15. Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.
• 20. 16. Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
• 21. 17. There’s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
• 22. 18. If you see someone crying, ask them if it’s because of their haircut.
• 23. 19. I’m just here to establish an alibi.
• 24. About the Author
• 25. Also by Albany Walker