Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle
My name is Kate and I’m a princess.
I had it all. Every little girl’s dream: Working as a princess in a theme park five days a week. Prince Charming and I really hit it off, until he hit every other princess in the park.
After beating him with his own sword I decided it was time to find a normal guy. I met one- or at least I thought I did.
Now the princesses are snubbing me and the princes won’t even look at me. Worse, I’m about to be demoted to a fairy, which is like being sent to the seventh level of hell.
What do you do when the fairy tale ends?
When happily ever after sucks ass?
- File Name:kiss-my-crown-by-alexis-noelle.epub
- Original Title:Kiss My Crown
- Creator:Alexis Noelle
- Language:en
- Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B01KBAKXA0
- Publisher:UNKNOWN
- Date:2016-11-06T22:00:00+00:00
- File Size:305.572 KB
Table of Content
- 1. Table ContentsPrefaceChapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six Chap...
- 2. WARNING:
- 3. If you love fairytales and the idea that everything is always sunshine and glitter, this is not the b...
- 4. Today has been hell.
- 5. Walking into the park today, I try to pretend like I’m not completely hungover. As I walk around I ha...
- 6. It feels so good to be rid of that stupid dress and be able to put on my jeans and a T-shirt. I feel ...
- 7. I have off for the day tomorrow and I cannot wait. Tonight Melanie, Danielle, and I are having a girl...
- 8. I’m the only one off today and I laugh as I watch Melanie and Dani getting ready while they’re comple...
- 9. Normally I would get ready for the day full of contempt, knowing I was going to work, but today is di...
- 10. Today all of us girls are going to the mall together. I am in some serious need of new bras and panti...
- 11. I wake up to sun shining through the blinds. Looking around, I see I’m still at Justin’s apartment. S...
- 12. “Well, hello there, Princess.” Justin does an over exaggerated bow.
- 13. Pulling my regular clothes back on, I breathe a sigh of relief that today is over. The girls walk ove...
- 14. Justin is picking me up tonight for our first date since I found out he was a…pirate.
- 15. The girls and I are driving home this weekend. We had requested it off because Melanie’s brother is g...
- 16. The wedding is beautiful, but now that it’s over we are getting to my favorite part, the reception. A...
- 17. I’m back at work today and couldn’t be less excited about it. Today I am on duty at a restaurant all ...
- 18. Justin and I have a date tonight. It will be the first time I have seen him since the dick volcano in...
- 19. Justin and I went back to his place after the movie last night, and I more than made up for the disas...
- 20. I climb into my car and let my head fall against the seat. “Please tell me that today was some big jo...
- 21. “Now remember to play it cool today,” Melanie says as we pull into the lot.
- 22. Dani opens my door and it bangs against the wall. “That’s it, get up.”
- 23. I open my eyes in the morning and everything hurts. I have not danced like that for the longest time....
- 24. I’ve been a pirate for almost two weeks and I have to say that I couldn’t be happier. I don’t hate go...
- 25. Stay tuned in 2017 for…Bite MeMelanie’s Book
- 26. If you enjoyed this book please consider leaving a review.
- 27. About The Author:
Awesome, funny, sarcastic, great read