First Comes Revenge by Penelope Bloom

Bestselling author Penelope Bloom returns with a new laugh-out-loud rom-com about getting revenge on the world’s worst ex in hilariously satisfying fashion. Steamy, heart-melting, and capped off with a swoon-worthy groveling apology you won’t forget.

I never took my ex for a mustache twirling villain–he couldn’t even grow a mustache, for starters–but oh, how wrong I was.
Vaughn crossed so many lines he’d fail a pre-k coloring test, and now he has to pay.
I’ve rolled out a literal whiteboard to plot my revenge. Everything is fair game . . . Petty, hilarious, humiliating, or downright diabolical. He deserves it all and worse, but nothing I’m dreaming up feels quite right until the perfect opportunity strides into my life.

Enter Jameson Wolfe, Vaughn’s most bitter business rival. He’s obnoxiously hot, successful, a notorious playboy, and absolutely not my type. But all that matters is he wants back at Vaughn as much as I do, and we hatch the perfect plan to do exactly that.
We’ll pretend to date.

Our fakelationship will end with a grand crescendo. . . me in a sensibly scandalous costume at the company Halloween mixer, arm and arm with the man Vaughn hates most in the world.
But with every perfectly crazy fake date, every simple touch between us feeling like fireworks, and all the signs that he’s way more than the playboy I thought, I’m starting to worry . . . because I’m doing the one thing I absolutely swore I wouldn’t.

I’m falling for Jameson Wolfe.