Agnes and the Hitman by Jennifer Crusie
Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you’ve got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love…
Agnes Crandall’s life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she’s staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane, no last name, just Shane, and he has his own problems: he’s got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn’t so little, his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes’s house, and his last hit was a miss, Shane’s life isn’t looking so good, either.
Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hit men show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and—most dangerous of all—each other.
- File Name:agnes-and-the-hitman-by-jennifer-crusie.epub
- Original Title:Agnes and the Hitman (Crusie-Mayer)
- Creator:Jennifer Crusie
- Language:en
- Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0CYFV5JCB
- Publisher:Cherry Bomb
- Date:2024-04-27T00:00:00+00:00
- File Size:1.278 MB
Table of Content
- 1. Title Page
- 2. Contents
- 3. Monday
- 4. Tuesday
- 5. Wednesday
- 6. Thursday
- 7. Friday
- 8. Saturday
- 9. Sunday
- 10. Acknowledgments
- 11. About the Authors
- 12. Excerpt from Lavender’s Blue
- 13. Chapter 1
- 14. Chapter 2
- 15. Copyright
Jennifer Crusie
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Such a fun read with a cranky Agnes, a hitman, the mob and a whole lot crazies. The story unfolds with Agnes trying to get a wedding done for her best friend’s daughter which turns up a whole lot of skeletons from the past with a dead mobster and $5Mill in missing cash. The twists and turns to the story keeps the reader engaged and hanging on to see the mayhem unfold. Agnes is such a likeable character with a penchant on using her skillet for anger management. Shane comes to her rescue as a favour to his uncle and the plot thickens with assassins coming out of the woodwork and Shane wanting to stay and protect Agnes. All the crazy is amusing and certainly adds entertainment to the story. All the characters are likeable and add value and wished there was more as would love to see an epilogue or a book 2. Chemistry was good but needed some more attention between Shane and Agnes. Worth the read.