Why Cheese? by Ellen Mint

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Why Cheese? by Ellen Mint
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Rock-hard men in the sheets, delectable cheese in the streets.

Violette Reely walks into her great uncle’s abandoned cheese shop then promptly runs back out. You would too if you discovered a secret basement hiding beneath a trapdoor. One second, there’s nothing down there but cheese wheels in an old chest, the next four naked men are chasing her out the door.
Refusing to give up the million-dollar property to her wild imagination, Violette returns the next day. Despite the place being ransacked, she’s certain she made up those mysterious men who vanished inside a locked store. Then, as the sun sets, cheeses lying on piles of discarded clothing roll across the floor until they poof into the four men from last night.

Men who transform into cheese.
What the hell?

Stoic and domineering, Roq’s the de facto leader keeping everyone in line. Everyone that is but Cam, the charming playboy whose smooth lines melt the hardest rinds. Cheddy is a tall hunk of joy, as easy to like as his namesake. And last, but never forgotten, is Brie. Soft-spoken, with an artistic soul, he’s the sweet wallflower waiting for the right person to scoop him up.
These strange cheese-shifters need Violette’s help. They need someone to protect them when they’re trapped as cheese by day. But, after centuries of being screwed over by their caretakers, they’re wary. No one is slower to trust than Roq who expects betrayal at every corner. Even if Violette agrees to help them sell off their secret cheese stash and find a new place, he cuts her down at every turn keeping her at arm’s length. He’s hiding a secret that could destroy everything he’s fought for across the world.
But Violette has one of her own. If these cheese-men ever find out, it’ll curdle her heart.

Can the hardest of cheeses find it in himself to let his heart melt or will these cheese-shifters find themselves chewed up and spat out by life? Will Violette sell off the shop and make off with millions or risk the possibility of cheddar days for these cheesy men?

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  • Original Title:Why Cheese?: A Cheese Shifter Romance
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  • Language:en
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  • Date:2024-04-15T18:30:00+00:00
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Table of Content

  • 1. Contents
  • 2. Title Page
  • 3. Copyright
  • 4. Other Books
  • 5. Newsletter
  • 6. Dedication
  • 7. Content Warnings
  • 8. Men of Why Cheese?
  • 9. Chapter One - Goudafellas
  • 10. Chapter Two - Münster in the Night
  • 11. Chapter Three - Cautious Colby
  • 12. Chapter Four - Gruyére Guys
  • 13. Chapter Five - Piece of Paneer
  • 14. Chapter Six - Stilting Stilton
  • 15. Chapter Seven - Hold My Havarti
  • 16. Chapter Eight - Racy Racelette
  • 17. Chapter Nine - A Feta Fête
  • 18. Chapter Ten - Passionate Provolone
  • 19. Chapter Eleven - Steamy Sirene
  • 20. Chapter Twelve - Stroking Swiss
  • 21. Chapter Thirteen - Grand Grana Padano
  • 22. Chapter Fourteen - Angry Asiago
  • 23. Chapter Fifteen - Dancing Danablu
  • 24. Chapter Sixteen - Toma Threesome
  • 25. Chapter Seventeen - Cotija Charm
  • 26. Chapter Eighteen - Fondness for Fontina
  • 27. Chapter Nineteen - Gorgeous Gorgonzola
  • 28. Chapter Twenty - Melting Manchego
  • 29. Chapter Twenty-One - Pecorino Romano Pecker
  • 30. Chapter Twenty-Two - Munching Mozzarella
  • 31. Chapter Twenty-Three - Monterey Jacking
  • 32. Chapter Twenty-Four - An Emmental of Emotion
  • 33. Chapter Twenty-Five - Parmesan Problems
  • 34. Chapter Twenty-Six - Bocconcini Backslide
  • 35. Chapter Twenty-Seven - Jeweled Jarlsburg
  • 36. Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Broken Blues
  • 37. Chapter Twenty-Nine - Wrecking Ricotta
  • 38. Chapter Thirty - Neufchatel Necking
  • 39. Chapter Thirty-One - New Beginnings Burrata
  • 40. Chapter Thirty-Two - Limburger Loss
  • 41. Chapter Thirty-Three - Halloumi Heartbreak
  • 42. Chapter Thirty-Four - Mourning Mascarpone
  • 43. Chapter Thirty-Five - Romantic Romano
  • 44. Chapter Thirty-Six - Epilogue
  • 45. Sneak Peek
  • 46. Newsletter
  • 47. About the Author

2 comments
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xanny Lord
xanny Lord

LMFAOOOOO NO WAY DAWG NO WAY😭😭

Reply10 days ago
    Jo Jo
    Jo Jo

    It's rare that a book leaves me speechless, but wow, this was weird

    Reply10 days ago