Unclench Me Softly by Gwendoline Rose

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A spiritually chaotic, accidentally sexy Reverse Harem romantic comedy with rituals, robes, and more emotional healing than I legally intended.

Hi. I’m Bliss.
Yes, that’s my real name.
No, I don’t want to talk about it.
Here’s what you need to know:
I inherited a crumbling “spiritual wellness retreat” in the woods.
It came with back taxes, a clamshell-shaped steam dome, and a vulva pond.
To save it from demolition, I launched a fake men’s retreat called The Five Pillars of Divine Masculine Surrender™.
Then five emotionally constipated, spiritually smoldering men actually signed up.
And showed up.
With abs.
Now I’m running group howling circles, designing bullshit rituals on the fly, and trying not to spiritually marry all five of them just because they finally unclenched during Rage Yoga and learned how to hold space.
It was supposed to be a scam.
It might be a cult now.
And I might be in love with every single man here.
Including the one who’s probably investigating me. And the one who blindfolded me with my own robe belt and called it emotional realignment. And the one who brings snacks.
It’s fine.
Everything is fine.
We have a bonfire ceremony planned. There’s a newsletter. We’re soft now.

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File Name:unclench-me-softly-by-gwendoline-rose.epub
Original Title:Unclench Me Softly: A Sacredly Unhinged Reverse Harem Retreat Romance
Creator:Gwendoline Rose
Language:en
Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0F6NRL2R5
Date:2025-04-26T18:30:00+00:00
File Size:284.974 KB

Table of Content

1. From the Bliss-isms Bible™: Divine Nuggets of Delusional Wisdom
2. Dedication
3. Chapter One:
4. Chapter Two:
5. Chapter Three:
6. A Note from Bliss on the Sacred Function of Blank Pages
7. Chapter Four:
8. Spiritual Snacks and What They Mean About You™
9. Chapter Five:
10. Bliss’s Horoscope Chaos Forecast™
11. Chapter Six:
12. Four Things You Should Never Do on a Full Moon (and Why)
13. Chapter Seven:
14. What Your Favorite Color Says About Your Aura (and Your Kink)
15. Chapter Eight:
16. Sacred Robe Laundering Instructions
17. Chapter Nine:
18. What Your Sleep Position Says About You (and Your Emotional State)
19. Chapter Ten:
20. Chapter Eleven:
21. Chapter Twelve:
22. What’s In Your Spiritual Purse?
23. Chapter Thirteen:
24. What Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Says About Your Favorite Sexual Position
25. Chapter Fourteen:
26. Chapter Fifteen:
27. Chapter Sixteen:
28. Your Favorite Aftercare Snack & What It Says About Your Attachment Style
29. Chapter Seventeen:
30. Bliss-isms for the Blank Space Between What Was and What’s Coming
31. Chapter Eighteen:
32. What Your Dipping Sauce Says About Your Inner Healing Timeline
33. Chapter Nineteen:
34. Void Fillers™: Spiritually Questionable Wisdom for the Pages the Universe Forgot
35. Chapter Twenty:
36. The Solstice Hollow Sacred Meal Calendar™
37. Chapter Twenty-One:
38. Quotes from the Bliss-isms Bible™ (Deluxe Unclenched Edition)
39. Chapter Twenty-Two:
40. Chapter Twenty-Three:
41. Chapter Twenty-Four:
42. Excerpt from the Solstice Hollow Sacred Circle Newsletter
43. Chapter Twenty-Five:
44. List of Workshop Titles from the Solstice Hollow Archives
45. Chapter Twenty-Six:
46. Bonus Material:
47. What’s Your Root Chakra Love Language?
48. A Closing Note from Bliss
49. Acknowledgments
50. Acknowledgments (The Unfiltered, Spiritually Questionable Edition)
51. About the Author