The Hammer of Thor by Rick Riordan

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Thor’s hammer is missing again. The thunder god has a disturbing habit of misplacing his weapon–the mightiest force in the Nine Worlds. But this time the hammer isn’t just lost, it has fallen into enemy hands.

If Magnus Chase and his friends can’t retrieve the hammer quickly, the mortal worlds will be defenseless against an onslaught of giants. Ragnarok will begin. The Nine Worlds will burn. Unfortunately, the only person who can broker a deal for the hammer’s return is the gods’ worst enemy, Loki–and the price he wants is very high.

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File Name:the-hammer-of-thor-by-rick-riordan.epub
Original Title:The Hammer of Thor
Creator:Rick Riordan
Language:en
Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0169FUXIS
Publisher:Disney-Hyperion
Date:2016-10-04T05:00:00+00:00
File Size:1.982 MB

Table of Content

1. Title Page
2. Copyright
3. Dedication
4. 1. Could You Please Stop Killing My Goat?
5. 2. Your Standard Rooftop Chase Scene with Talking Swords and Ninjas
6. 3. My Friends Protect Me by Telling Me Absolutely Nothing. Thanks, Friends
7. 4. A Cheetah Runs Me Over
8. 5. My Sword Has a Better Social Life Than I Do
9. 6. Love Me Some Weasel Soup
10. 7. Have You or Someone You Love Ever Suffered from Lindworms?
11. 8. I Am Saved from Certain Death by Being Killed
12. 9. Never Take a Bubble Bath with a Decapitated God
13. 10. The Most Awkward Viking Luau Ever
14. 11. What’s a Guy Gotta Do to Get a Standing Ovation?
15. 12. Samirah and Magnus Sitting in a Tree, T-A-L-K-I-N-G
16. 13. Relax, It’s Just a Little Death Prophecy
17. 14. Cry Me a Blood River. Wait. Actually, Don’t
18. 15. All in Favor of Slaughtering Magnus, Please Say Aye
19. 16. Hearthstone Unleashes His Inner Bovine
20. 17. Uncle Randolph Gets on My Naughty List BIG-TIME
21. 18. I Need to Learn Many, Many More Cusswords in Sign Language
22. 19. Should I Be Nervous that the Pilot Is Praying?
23. 20. In Case of Demonic Possession, Please Follow Illuminated Signs to the Nearest Exit
24. 21. Loiterers Will Be Shot, Then Arrested and Shot Again
25. 22. Pretty Sure Hearthstone’s Dad Is a Cow-Abducting Alien
26. 23. Yep, His Other Car Is Definitely a UFO
27. 24. Oh, You Wanted to Breathe? That’ll Be an Extra Three Gold
28. 25. Hearthstone? More Like Hearthrob. Am I Right?
29. 26. We Nuke All the Fish
30. 27. Let Me Go Immediately, or I Will Make You a Billionaire
31. 28. And If You Order Now, You Also Get This Cursed Ring!
32. 29. Nøkk, Nøkk
33. 30. Somewhere Over the Rainbow, There’s Some Messed-Up Stuff Going On
34. 31. Heimdall Takes a Selfie with Literally Everyone
35. 32. Godzilla Sends Me an Important Message
36. 33. Falafel Break? Yes, Thank You
37. 34. We Visit My Favorite Mausoleum
38. 35. We Have a Tiny Problem
39. 36. Solving Problems with Extreme Fashion
40. 37. Meat S’mores Roasting on an Open Fire
41. 38. You Will Never, Ever Guess Blitzen’s Password
42. 39. Elvis Has Left the Bowling Bag
43. 40. Little Billy Totally Deserved It
44. 41. When in Doubt, Turn Into a Biting Insect
45. 42. Or You Could Just Glow a Lot. That Works, Too
46. 43. You Keep Using the Word Help. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means
47. 44. We Are Honored with Runes and Coupons
48. 45. Pigtails Have Never Looked So Frightening
49. 46. Here Comes the Bride and/or the Assassin
50. 47. I Prepare for Funkytown Combat
51. 48. All Aboard the Cheesy Gordita Express
52. 49. Thrym!
53. 50. A Little Refreshing Poison in Your Face, Sir?
54. 51. Hello, Paranoia, My Old Friend
55. 52. My Uncle Gets Some Backup Singers
56. 53. It’s Hammer Time! (Someone Had to Say It)
57. 54. Squirrels in the Window May Be Larger Than They Appear
58. 55. Daisies in the Shape of an Elf
59. 56. Let’s Try This Whole “Meeting for Coffee” Thing Again
60. 57. I Call In Some Favors
61. Glossary
62. Pronunciation Guide
63. The Nine Worlds
64. Runes (In Order of Mention)
65. Also by Rick Riordan
66. Preview of The Trials of Apollo, Book One: The Hidden Oracle
67. About the Author