The Dating Ban by Dani Elias

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The Dating Ban by Dani Elias
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Finding yourself gets complicated when someone else finds you first.

Ivy
At forty-one, my career as an Urban Planner is on track, but my personal life? A total car crash. After one too many terrible dates (and a foursome mishap that shall never be mentioned again), my therapist handed me a three-month dating ban. Apparently, I’m supposed to “focus on myself,” which so far includes yoga I’m terrible at, clay work that looks like it was done by a four-year-old, and a baking attempt that produced something akin to cat vomit. But I’m determined to stick to the plan and so the last thing I need is the nosy café owner with the cheeky smile setting up camp in my dreams.

Theo
Life as a single dad means keeping up with Lucy, my 5-year-old tornado who can charm free biscuits out of strangers faster than I can make a flat white. Between running my Viennese café and bedtime negotiations that rival UN peace talks, I don’t exactly have time for complications. Then Ivy shows up, all sass and determination, ranting about her therapist’s odd rules and ordering coffee like it’s a science experiment. The curvy beauty is funny, clever, and unexpectedly refreshing to have around. She is a friend I never knew I needed… just a friend. Then my meddling brothers put all sorts of ideas in my head and that’s just so not what I need.

    File Name:the-dating-ban-by-dani-elias.epub
    Original Title:The Dating Ban: Finding Myself... One Clay Gnome at a Time. (Mind the Corbin Brothers Book 1)
    Creator:Dani Elias
    Language:en
    Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0DSCQY7GB
    Publisher:anonymous
    Date:2025-07-11T00:00:00+00:00
    File Size:935.222 KB

Table of Contents

Content Warning
Dedication
1. Three Boners
2. Pee-Pee
3. Marketing Genius
4. Sun Salutation
5. Attack of the Ladybug
6. Bendy Yoga Friends
7. Dazzled by the Warrior
8. I like Brunch
9. Just Friends
10. The Frozen Hulk
11. Collapsed Star
12. Massive G and Wonky I
13. Chicken Soup for the Army of Gnomes
14. SOS from Kent
15. Quack and Other Treatments
16. The Wettest Dry Hump in History
17. Being Human
18. Lost, Soaked, Frozen, or Eaten by Foxes
19. Indoor Survival Queen
20. Austrian Baking Logic
21. Victory to the Loser
22. Peanut Butter Laundry Fraud
23. Crazy Frog Secrets
24. Somewhere in Dorset
25. Hopalong and the Queen
26. Emergency Jammie Dodgers
27. Exile in the Shower Shed
28. Great Survival Adventure
29. Someone’s Packing
30. Unbalanced
31. Level Up
32. Overthinking Drama Queen
33. The Green Lamp Conspiracy
34. The Siege of Vienna
35. Austen-esque
36. Three Tubs of Ice Cream
37. Most Handsome Channel Islander
38. Cuddles, Kisses & Ice Cream
39. Bracing for Impact
40. Nervous Bugs in my Tummy
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