Naughty Elf: Alfie by Morgan Lysand

Alfie just wants to have fun, but maybe fridge magnets aren’t the way to do it.

Every refrigerator needs the F word! That’s how I feel about it, but Santa had other thoughts. He fires me on Christmas! Who does that? All I wanted was to give people a few giggles. Now I’m a statue in a strange place waiting for my fated mate to find me.
I’m Pisces (not my real name and don’t tell anyone I’m really a Taurus). This year is the year my crystal shop finally takes off! Manifesting! When the security alarm goes off at my warehouse in the middle of the night I find the most gorgeous Alpha I’ve seen in my life. But of course they’re a serial killer, right? Or a thief! I can’t just let them stay with me, even if I feel this strange and delicious pull to them. Right?

Alfie has a year to convince Pisces they’re fated mates, even if the rabbit shifter Omega can’t tell that’s what he’s feeling.