Man Hands by Sarina Bowen
He puts the “screw” in screwball comedy…
BRYNN
At thirty-four, I’m reeling from a divorce. I don’t want to party or try to move on. I just want to stay home and post a new recipe on my blog: Brynn’s Dips and Balls.
But my friends aren’t having it. Get out there again, they say. It will be fun, they say. I’m still taking a hard pass.
Free designer cocktails, they say. And that’s a game-changer.
Too bad my ex shows up with his new arm candy. That’s when I lose my mind. But when my besties dare me to leap on the first single man I see, they don’t expect me to actually go through with it.
TOM
All I need right now is some peace and quiet while my home renovation TV show is on hiatus. But when a curvy woman in a red wrap dress charges me like she’s a gymnast about to mount my high bar, all I can do is brace myself and catch her. What follows is the hottest experience of my adult life.
I want a repeat, but my flying Cinderella disappears immediately afterward. She doesn’t leave a glass slipper, either—just a pair of panties with chocolate bunnies printed on them.
But I will find her.
- File Name:man-hands-by-sarina-bowen.epub
- Original Title:Man Hands
- Creator:Sarina Bowen
- Language:en
- Identifier:ISBN:9781942444497
- Publisher:Rennie Road Books
- Date:2017-12-10T18:30:00+00:00
- File Size:345.924 KB
Table of Content
- 1. Table of Contents
- 2. 1. Sandwiches and Sorrow
- 3. 2. My Spirit Animal
- 4. 3. Top Ten
- 5. 4. Lush Willows and Flowering Shrubberies
- 6. 5. Sheer Propulsion
- 7. 6. The Gardener
- 8. 7. I Love Hardwood
- 9. 8. Thanks, Man
- 10. 9. Nice to Meet You
- 11. 10. One Long Week Later
- 12. 11. Look at My Sausage
- 13. 12. Pining & Pupu Platters
- 14. 13. Welcome Aboard the Titanic
- 15. 14. Arm Wrestling Champion
- 16. 15. Naked Skydiving
- 17. 16. Giant Man Truck
- 18. 17. Chocolate Mousse
- 19. 18. Kiss De Girl
- 20. 19. To Whom It May Concern, Those Are My Panties
- 21. 20. Yummy Balls
- 22. 21. Happy Face Stickers
- 23. 22. Today’s Top Ten
- 24. 23. I'm a Big Boy
- 25. 24. Tits and Tots
- 26. 25. Oh Honey
- 27. 26. Hormone Spike
- 28. 27. Flying High
- 29. 28. Svenka & Torvold
- 30. 29. Exclamation Points!!!
- 31. 30. A Bonding Experience
- 32. 31. Poppin’ Some Balls
- 33. 32. A Kiss. A Squeeze. A Burp.
- 34. 33. Fucking La La Land
- 35. 34. Brazilian Cheese Puffs Can Fix Everything Except Heartache
- 36. 35. Weave Your Magic
- 37. 36. It Ain’t Easy Being Pink
- 38. 37. Once More With Feeling
- 39. 38. Fierce
- 40. 39. A Blur, A Bikini, And A Moment Of Truth
- 41. 40. Top Ten. Again. Because Lists are Satisfying.
- 42. 41. Puzzle Pieces & Ramen Noodles
- 43. 42. Up On The Rooftop
- 44. 43. Sir Fixit Dick is Excited
- 45. 44. FINALLY
- 46. 45. Pillow Talk
- 47. 46. Corn Dogs
- 48. Learn More
- 49. Copyright
This book is so childish that I want to believe it was written as a joke