Eternal Winter by John G. Hartness

Bubba got left at the altar, and it’s not even his fault!

Okay, maybe he got in a massive fight in a strip club at his bachelor party. And maybe that followed him getting dragged in as a special guest ass-kicker at an indie rasslin’ show. And it’s entirely possible he overslept on the morning of his wedding and woke up smelling like a cross between a brewery and a dirty gym sock.

But none of that is why the wedding didn’t happen. I promise.

Nope, what it was, was magic. He got to the church on time, just like the song said, but the church wasn’t there. It had vanished, with the entire wedding party, all the guests, and what’s worse–the open bar had vanished, too! The only clue was a mysterious letter “M” crafted out of magical mushrooms, and not the kind you put in your Kool-Aid back in college.

So now Bubba’s headed back to Fairyland to find out why his psycho grandmother Mab has kidnapped his fiancée, but what he finds when he gets there is even weirder than everything leading up to the trip.

Will he find Amy and get married?
Will he get out of Fairyland without causing an interdimensional incident?
Will he and Quincy Harker be able to get along for one day without anything blowing up?