Dragon Her Heels by R.J. Blain

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Dragon Her Heels by R.J. Blain
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Crystal Culling never should have moved to Lake Hancock. Her real estate agent had warned her: the property on the end of Fox Hunt Drive was cursed, and if the Dragon of Crystal Lakes ever roused from his slumber, she’d be the first to be sacrificed to his appetite.

Her new neighbors, upon discovering she’d bought the lakefront planation manor, brought pies along with their condolences and sympathy. According to the nasty old lady down the way, no sensible dragon would want a woman with toxic green eyes, more than one piercing in her ears, and jet black hair the envy of any goth.
The day a castle emerges from the lake’s depths, Crystal realizes the town’s legends and myths are more than mere stories.
Unfortunately for her, everyone got the stories wrong. Rather than a snack, the dragon needs an executive secretary. As the owner of the plantation, his affairs, including his castle and his lack of a love life, become her problem.

But what Crystal doesn’t know dumps her into one hell of a mess: where the Dragon of Crystal Lakes goes, trouble surely follows. If she doesn’t find a way to rein him in, he might just end up taking over the world—and she’ll be his first conquest.

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Prologue: “Misfortune comes to all who choose to live here.”
1. I used magic to convince Mr. Magic we weren’t food.
2. Lucifer clearly lived in a different world than I did.
3. Those who left serviceable cartons received eggs another day.
4. “I can handle being moral support. I’m quite good at handling women.”
5. I licked my lips and feasted on the visual buffet laid out before me.
6. “Are you an idiot?”
7. “I left you two for fifteen minutes, and you’re fighting over a piece of pizza?”
8. “What a strange yet endearing little chicken.”
9. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
10. Did dragons fight over their toothpicks?
11. “Deal with him, my lovelies.”
12. “I am not being paid enough to have to babysit an entire dragon.“
13. Thus far, the dragon seemed tolerable.
14. “That’s an understatement.”
15. “What are you implying, Lucifer?”
16. The nuisance hit the water with a splash and a squeal.
17. “I love you, but not the same way Darlene loves you.”
18. What sort of jockey brought a chicken to the races?
19. “My baby is all grown up.”
20. Once again, I owed Yuless, and I owed him far more than just a damned pie.
21. “But you, Lucifer, named my chicken Misquawkfelees?”
22. “Did you just yell at two dragons?”
23. “The only thing better than pie is watching someone floor Lucifer.”
24. “Make me pay, Crystal.”
25. “I’d consider selling my body at that stage.”
26. Our dates might get us both killed one of these days.
27. “I’m flattered you think I’m that much of a prize.”
28. Yuless would be a problem.
29. I’d dubbed him Pipsqueak.
30. “We seem to have a rather angry guest.”
31. “You want to fight with Darlene again?”
32. “The Four Horses of the Apocalypse live at your house?”
33. “You opened my eyes to a lot of things today.”
34. Yuless and Darlene engaged in a rather noisy argument over lingerie.
35. When a child loved their parents, their opinion mattered.
36. I wanted to pet every baby alligator to cross my path.
37. “Well, obviously. We kidnapped her son.”
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