Cursed Ever After by Andy C. Naranjo

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Cursed Ever After is a dazzling romantic fantasy debut brimming with snark, humor, and banter-filled romance perfect for fans of The Princess Bride and Once Upon a Broken Heart.

Love is not for cursed girls. Risa is better off without it.
Risa Porto is a Bad Thing who was born on a Bad Day and is cursed with Bad Luck. After years of taking the blame for every calamity, mishap, and minor inconvenience that befalls the townspeople of Barrow, Risa longs to escape her village. And on her seventeenth birthday, her wish is granted.
Sort of.
Risa owes a (very annoying) witch a favor, and it comes in the form of a quest: She must escort Prince Javi—the youngest, handsomest, and least significant of the kingdom’s princes—through the dark (and deadly) Bosque to his wedding. This measly errand quickly spirals into a struggle with greedy assassins, a murderous cult, a vicious tyrant, and Risa’s own curse.

Most unfortunate of all . . .

Risa is not immune to Javi’s charms. The more time she spends with the prince, the stronger—and more irritating—her urge to kiss him becomes.

    File Name:cursed-ever-after-by-andy-c-naranjo.epub
    Original Title:Cursed Ever After
    Creator:Andy C. Naranjo
    Language:en-US
    Identifier:9780374394486
    Publisher:Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
    File Size:2.797 MB

Table of Contents

Cover
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Prologue
Chapter One. In Which a Witch Returns
Chapter Two. In Which a Girl Walks Through the (Cursed) Woods
Chapter Three. In Which the Girl Meets a Prince
Chapter Four. In Which the Girl Encounters Small Talk (and Hates It)
Chapter Five. In Which the Girl Barely Escapes from a Massacre
Chapter Six. In Which a Girl Cannot Simply Walk Out of a Cursed Forest
Chapter Seven. In Which the Pair Encounters Far Too Much Singing
Chapter Eight. In Which the Pair Participates in a Festival That Is Most Definitely Not Sinister at All
Chapter Nine. In Which the Girl Attempts to Survive (Again)
Chapter Ten. In Which the Pair Shares a Moment
Chapter Eleven. In Which the Pair Does Not Make a Good First Impression
Chapter Twelve. In Which There Is Only One Bed
Chapter Thirteen. In Which the Trio Encounters Outlaws
Chapter Fourteen. In Which the Trio Discovers a Secret Tunnel That Is Probably, Most Certainly a Death Trap
Chapter Fifteen. In Which the Trio Encounters a Jilted Witch
Chapter Sixteen. In Which a Witch Offers Some Useless Parting Gifts
Chapter Seventeen. In Which the Prince Is Incapable of Listening to Easy Instructions
Chapter Eighteen. In Which the Girl Must Do Something She Totally Doesn’t Want to Do
Chapter Nineteen. In Which There Is Far Too Much Resting
Chapter Twenty. In Which the Trio Suffers the Perils of Public Transportation
Chapter Twenty-One. In Which the Prince Stages the Performance of a Lifetime (and His Companions Are Unimpressed)
Chapter Twenty-Two. In Which the Girl Meets a Regent
Chapter Twenty-Three. In Which the Trio Learns a Thing or Two About Balance
Chapter Twenty-Four. In Which the Girl Must Wrestle with (Her Own) Skittish Feelings
Chapter Twenty-Five. In Which Life-Altering Realizations Occur
Chapter Twenty-Six. In Which the Prince Reveals a Secret
Chapter Twenty-Seven. In Which the Girl Saves a Princess
Chapter Twenty-Eight. In Which the Girl Interrupts a Wedding
Chapter Twenty-Nine. In Which the Girl Saves a Kingdom
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
About the Author
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Contents
Copyright