Crazy Royal Love Boxed Set by Melanie Summers

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Brimming with swoon-worthy romance, seriously funny shenanigans, and an unforgettable cast of characters, the Crazy Royal Love Series Melanie Summers is sure to make you laugh out loud and believe in love…

*Please note: This series is a spin-off of both the Crown Jewels Series and the Paradise Bay Series, so it’s best enjoyed after those two.

ROYALLY CRUSHED (BOOK 1)
Princess Arabella of Avonia has spent her first twenty-nine years in an endless loop of high teas, state dinners, and the same five conversations. Every minute of her day is planned by someone else. From what to wear to what to eat, the royal handlers keep her on a tight leash. To make matters worse, they’ve extended their duties to include finding her a suitable husband before she turns thirty. Desperate for an out, she sneakily signs up to co-host a new nature docu-series, starring Will Banks, the man dubbed McHotty of the Wilderness.

Will has ladies all over the globe lining up to meet him until a hot, new adventure show comes on the scene, and his ratings take a nose-dive. Producers decide an emergency change in format is in order. Enter Princess Arabella. The pampered and proper royal is the perfect foil to Will’s rugged outdoorsman.

It’s hate at first sight, but their on-screen loathing makes for great television. Surprisingly, when the cameras stop rolling, these two finally see each other’s good sides. Can these opposites find their forever in each other’s arms, or will their differences be their undoing?

ROYALLY WILD (BOOK 2)
The tabloids are hunting them. Their families are turning on them. Can their love survive?
Despite the odds, Princess Arabella of Avonia and rugged outdoorsman, Will Banks, fell in love while filming a reality show in the jungle. But that’s another story.

While she’s making room in the royal closet for his hiking boots and backpacks—right next to the crown jewels—the show’s producers are editing together film footage that could turn their romance into nothing more than a showmance.
Private moments caught tape and aired for the world’s viewing pleasure are about to turn their world upside down.
Can love to conquer all?

ROYALLY TIED (BOOK 3)
After a whirlwind romance that has taken them all over the globe, rugged survival expert Will Banks and Princess Arabella of Avonia are getting ready to take a trip down the aisle.

Planning the perfect wedding isn’t easy at the best of times, so when you include two families who couldn’t be more different, tensions are bound to run high. Planning the perfect wedding isn’t easy at the best of times, so when you include two families who couldn’t be more different, tensions are bound to run high. The last thing they need is a television producer determined to get every last sneer on film.

With one hilarious disaster after another ruining their plans, Will and Arabella must figure out how to pull it all together in time to say ‘I do.’

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File Name:crazy-royal-love-boxed-set-by-melanie-summers.epub
Original Title:Crazy Royal Love Boxed Set
Creator:Melanie Summers
Language:en
Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B095L2DXYZ
Publisher:Indigo Group
Date:2021-06-09T23:00:00+00:00
File Size:980.368 KB

Table of Content

1. Copyright
2. Praise and Awards
3. Books by Melanie Summers
4. Royally Crushed

Contents
Dedication
A Letter From The Author
Breaking News
1. From One Spare to Another …
2. Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder. Except Sometimes, When It’s Obvious to Everyone…
3. Nasty Nonagenarians in Turquoise Track Suits
4. Red Bull Strikes Again…
5. Whiny Princesses and the People Who Love Them…
6. Double-Fisting Booze and Mystery Beauties
7. Maybe Being a Princess Isn’t the Worst Thing in the World …
8. A Flurry of Uninformative Information
9. Awful P.R. People and the Princesses Who Hate Them
10. Private Jets, Defiantly Smooth Skin, and Friends Who Think This is Funny …
11. Famous Last Words
12. Don’t Lick the Yellow Ones
13. If a princess poops in the woods, is she still a princess?
14. Eighties Popstars, Soothing Tree Sap, and the Night Sky
15. Tiny Tents, Hot Men, and Other Things That Keep You Up at Night
16. There’s a Thin Line Between Lust and Hate…
17. So, I Do Want to See Under Tarzan’s Loincloth. What of It?
18. A Fork in the River
19. “Rain” in Your Feelings, You Silly Twat
20. Irresistibly Sexy Lagoon Sex
21. Deliciously Scandalous Outdoor Nude Activities
22. Time to Say Goodbye … to Sexlandia
23. I Tried Out the Jungle Detox Plan and Here’s What Happened...
24. Only Fools Rush In…
25. Score-Keeping Men, Powerful Bananas, and Hemorrhoid Cream
26. Never Break Up with a Woman While on a Long Raft Trip
27. How to Channel Your Inner Tennis Champ…
28. Broken Bones, Tree Sap, and Sappy Goodbye Videos
29. Show Him You Love Him with a DIY Stretcher…
30. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace
31. Soft, Warm Gingerbread Cookies, Soul-Crushing Nylons, and Shocking Revelations
32. Whiny Wills and the People Who Love to Team Up on Them
33. Hiding Your Inner Warrior Princess
34. The Unmistakable Flavour of Humble Pie
35. The Modern Princess’s Guide to Making Him Love You Back
Epilogue - From One Happily Free Spare to Another …

5. Royally Wild

Contents
Title Page
Contents
Dedication
A Letter From The Author
1. I’m Shagging on a Jet Plane…Don’t Know When I’ll be Shagged Again…
2. Overbearing Older Brothers, Accomplished Older Women, and Princesses Acting Like Ostriches…
3. Life with Chicken Little
4. Pajamas, Portion Control, and Having it All…
5. The Part Where the Princess Has to Eat Crow (and a Bunch of Other Disgusting Things)
6. Unintentional Insults, Arguments Made Public, and Wildly Unpopular Canadian Cuisine…
7. Welcome to the Promotional Circuit. It’s Everything You Dreamed It Would Be…
8. Trolls Be Trollin’…
9. How to Lose Friends and Upset People…
10. So This is Why Most of the Couples from The Bachelor Break Up…
11. Princesses Under Pressure, Scuba Masks, and Ill-Timed Ships Coming In…
12. Know-it-all Mannies and Very Disappointed Lady Bits…
13. Liar, Liar, Chanel Skirt on Fire…
14. Loads of Strings Attached…
15. If You’re Going to Jump, It Might as Well Be to Conclusions…
16. Impatient Directors, Starving Supermodels, and Phone Calls You Never Want to Get…
17. When You Sink So Low, Even You Can’t Stand Yourself…
18. With Deepest Apologies to Bear Grylls
19. Princesses, the Paragons of Oppression
20. A Deal with the Dylan
21. Apricot Jam, Dragon-Slaying Virgins, and Painful Pep Talks
22. When You’re Going to Jump the Gun, Make Sure You Bring Friends…
23. Plagiarizing Your Potty-Mouthed Grandmother is Always a Good Idea…
24. The Best Laid Plans (For Getting Laid…)
25. How to Ruin the Perfect Date…
26. I’m Totally Fine, Thanks for Asking…
27. The Stages of Surviving a Breakup…
28. All by Myself…Don’t Wanna Be…
29. The Lonest of the Lone Wolves…
30. That’s All Folks…
31. Diamonds, Goose Down, and Busy Body Brothers
32. Wherever You Are in Life, Pretend It’s Exactly Where You Want to Be…
33. Would You Rather…
34. Octogenarians Showing Too Much Cleavage…
35. Peggy the Five-Star Uber Driver
36. Rambling Airport Confessions and Second Chances
37. If Cinderella Were a Super Buff, Crazy Hot Man…
38. The Part Where the Guy Takes the Princess’s (Morning) Breath Away…
Epilogue - A.K.A. The Part When the Guy Returns After Freezing His Junk Off in Greenland for a Month…