Cordially Not Invited by Whitney G.

Getting cold feet about marrying your fiancée?

Suddenly realizing your wedding will be a huge and painful party to celebrate the biggest mistake of your life?

Say less.

Just call me via this private number, and I’ll handle the situation for you.

You’ll never make it to the altar, and the words “I do” will never leave your mouth…

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These lines are all part of my business motto, my personal guarantee.

Despite working strictly by referral, I’ve made millions—and never failed a client.

Until her.

Katie “I still believe in bullshit fairytales” Elizabeth.

The so-called “best wedding planner in the country” who hates me almost as much as I hate her. (Keyword: almost.)

Up until two weeks ago, I was perfectly fine seeing her when our clients happened to collide, but now she’s desperately seeking my help for a bride-to-be who wants to run away.

I should’ve said no, should’ve just let our paths cross at whatever next wedding was in store, but…

She gave me one hell of an ultimatum, and the next thing I know, I’m flying first class to a two-week engagementparty in paradise, arguing with her in the middle of a rainstorm, and realizing I should’ve never accepted this invitation…