At the Stroke of Midnight by Tara Sivec
Once upon a time Cynthia was the perfect housewife. Between being the President of the PTA and keeping her home spotless without a hair (or her pearls) out of place, her life was a dream come true. Her husband was once her knight in shining armor, but now he’s run off with all their money…and the babysitter.
Dressed as a princess at the annual Halloween block party on Fairytale Lane, she meets two other “princesses” also facing money troubles: antique store owner Ariel and librarian Isabelle. When the women are invited to wear their costumes to a party where they’re mistaken for strippers, Cindy, Ariel, and Belle realize that a career change could be the best way to make their money problems go bippity-boppity-boo.
But can structured Cindy approach a stripper pole without sanitizing wipes? And could the blue-eyed anti-prince that has been crossing her path become Cindy’s happily ever after? At the Stroke of Midnight is a hilarious, empowering story where princesses can save themselves while slaying in stilettos.
- File Name:at-the-stroke-of-midnight-by-tara-sivec.epub
- Original Title:At the Stroke of Midnight
- Creator:Tara Sivec
- Language:en
- Identifier:uuid:urn:uuid:45d814b5-7606-4f6d-83cd-bfe7a9b68096
- Publisher:Swerve
- Date:2018-02-27T08:00:00+00:00
- Subject:Fiction,Romance,Romantic Comedy,Contemporary
- File Size:886.436 KB
Table of Content
- 1. Title Page
- 2. Copyright Notice
- 3. Prologue
- 4. Chapter 1: Find a Job and Pay for Herpes
- 5. Chapter 2: I Tripped and Fell on His Penis
- 6. Chapter 3: Life Sucks. Men Really Suck.
- 7. Chapter 4: Your Stick Is Showing Again, Asshole
- 8. Chapter 5: Take It Off!
- 9. Chapter 6: It’s Time to Get My Hands Dirty
- 10. Chapter 7: A Prude, a Mouth, and a Librarian Walk into a Strip Club . . .
- 11. Chapter 8: Forget About Dicks, I’m Switching to Chicks
- 12. Chapter 9: Hanson Sucks!
- 13. Chapter 10: Stripper Glitter Boobs
- 14. Chapter 11: Clone-a-Willy
- 15. Chapter 12: Does Your Wife Know Where You Are Tonight?
- 16. Chapter 13: Just Sit There and Look Pretty
- 17. Chapter 14: Chlamydia Eye
- 18. Chapter 15: Hairy Troll Vagina
- 19. Chapter 16: I Think We Broke Princess Barbie
- 20. Chapter 17: Nipple Nut Clusters
- 21. Chapter 18: Pablo Jessabelle
- 22. Chapter 19: The Naughty Princess Club
- 23. Chapter 20: Tit Sweat
- 24. Chapter 21: Jazz Hands
- 25. Chapter 22: I Want to Lick Your Balls
- 26. Chapter 23: Make Momma Some Money!
- 27. Chapter 24: Golden Shower Man
- 28. Chapter 25: Don’t Make an Ass of Yourself
- 29. Chapter 26: Speaking of Sex . . .
- 30. Chapter 27: Human Ficus Tree
- 31. Chapter 28: I More Than Like You
- 32. Chapter 29: Mexican Drug Lords
- 33. Chapter 30: Drunk Princess
- 34. Chapter 31: They’re Called Tits, Brian
- 35. Chapter 32: Prince Charming
- 36. Advertisement
- 37. About the Author
- 38. Contents
- 39. Copyright Page
Tara Sivec
