How Now Devil Cow by S.A. Parker
I think I’ve died and gone to Hell.
Literally.
I glance around the solemn, sparsely lit room filled with hollow-eyed people. A pretty receptionist with a red, spikey tail dancing between her legs ushers a continuous flow of supposed corpses into spare seats as they arrive. My attention wavers to the ceiling, which is a mass of rolling, black clouds littered with sporadic forks of lightning.
Yeah, this is definitely Hell.
I guess it could be worse. I could have died on Halloween wearing a cow costume that miraculously survived my journey to the afterlife …
Oh, wait.
“Next!” The receptionist dashes to her desk and presses a large, red button. A live video of a cow playing hoovesies with her udder fills the calling screen on the wall.
Whoopsies.
Clearing my throat, I drop the latex teat and dust off my artificially bloated belly with a hoof. I stand, readjust my wonky cow head, and waddle towards the imposing obsidian door.
This should be interesting.
- File Name:how-now-devil-cow-by-s-a-parker.epub
- Original Title:How Now Devil Cow
- Creator:S.A. Parker
- Language:en
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- Date:2019-10-30T16:00:00+00:00
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Table of Content
- 1. Title Page
- 2. Copyright
- 3. Blurb
- 4. Dedication
- 5. Contents
- 6. Chapter 1
- 7. Chapter 2
- 8. Chapter 3
- 9. Chapter 4
- 10. Connect with S.A. Parker
- 11. Review
- 12. Also by S.A. Parker
- 13. Acknowledgments
- 14. About the Author