Hammer Time by MJ Marstens
Just kidding—it’s Bergljot.
Sigrdrifa Bergljot Jones.
But don’t call me that—I go by Val. My dad is Thor and my dear mother was human … which makes me a demi, or half-goddess and half-human.
Of course, I got the shaft on the half-goddess part. I’ve got no powers and work in the human world—Home Depot, to be exact.
But, I’m needed back in the godly realms—to break into a supernatural prison to save my best friend. I never thought I’d put ‘get arrested’ on my to-do list … but some dickhead gods need to be dealt with.
And how do you deal with dickhead gods?
By stealing Thor’s hammer and magical goats, making a special Visine drink, and getting the God of Shit on your side … as well as a demi, a concussed guard, and an amazing human.
These dickhead gods won’t know what hit them.
Everyone can just stop—it’s HAMMER TIME!
- File Name:hammer-time-by-mj-marstens.epub
- Original Title:Hammer Time
- Creator:Ann Denton
- Language:en
- Identifier:ISBN:9781951714079
- Publisher:Le Rue Publishing
- Date:2020-05-27T16:00:00+00:00
- File Size:720.834 KB
Table of Content
- 1. Untitled
- 2. Title Page
- 3. Table of Contents
- 4. Copyright
- 5. Dedication
- 6. Signup for Our Newsletters
- 7. Full Page Image
- 8. Prelude
- 9. 1. Val
- 10. 2. Dev
- 11. 3. Val
- 12. 4. Raiden
- 13. 5. Val
- 14. 6. Khepri
- 15. 7. Val
- 16. 8. The Original Tupac
- 17. 9. Val
- 18. 10. Raiden
- 19. 11. Val
- 20. 12. Dev
- 21. 13. Val
- 22. 14. Khepri
- 23. 15. Val
- 24. 16. Tupac
- 25. 17. Val
- 26. 18. Raiden
- 27. 19. Val
- 28. 20. Devin
- 29. 21. Val
- 30. 22. Khepri
- 31. 23. Val
- 32. 24. Tupac
- 33. 25. Val
- 34. Epilogue
- 35. Signup for Our Newsletters
- 36. Acknowledgments
- 37. About the Authors
- 38. Also by Ann Denton
- 39. Also by MJ Marstens
- 40. Notes