A Fashionably Dead Diary by Robyn Peterman
Getting blackmailed sucks. Getting blackmailed by Satan into ghost writing his autobiography/romance really sucks—hard.
But I’m not a weenie or a welsher. I’m a semi-materialistic, Prada lovin’ Vampyre-Demon with a bad attitude and a serious lack of cheating skills. If I were a good cheater, I wouldn’t be in this heinous position. I lost and now I have to pay. However, the price might deplete the wavering amount of sanity I have left…
So I’m turning to you, Dear Diary, to pour out my inappropriate feelings and murderous inclinations toward a family member who shall remain nameless. Who in the Hell am I kidding? I’m gonna name that butthole over and over on these secret pages. It’s Satan or Lucifer or the Lord of Darkness or the Dark Angel—or, as I like to call him, Uncle F%#ker.
That’s why I have chosen you, Dear Diary. You don’t have a mouth as far as I know and if you do, I’ll remove it—violently. Please keep that in mind as I tell you all my secrets. I’ve dealt with talking books and walls and they’re a real pain in the ass. So if you turn out to be one of those, we’ll have a problem.
Sit back. Relax and get ready for a Hellish ride.
xoxo Astrid
- File Name:a-fashionably-dead-diary-by-robyn-peterman.epub
- Original Title:A Fashionably Dead Diary: Book 9.5, A Hot Damned Series Extra
- Creator:Robyn Peterman
- Language:en
- Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0761ZCBWM
- Publisher:Robyn Peterman
- Date:2017-11-30T18:30:00+00:00
- File Size:354.819 KB
Table of Content
- 1. Copyright
- 2. Table of Contents
- 3. Acknowledgments
- 4. Dedication
- 5. Prologue
- 6. Diary
- 1. Monday
- 2. Tuesday
- 3. Wednesday
- 4. Thursday
- 5. Friday
- 7. Diary
- 1. Monday
- 2. Tuesday
- 3. Wednesday
- 4. Thursday
- 5. Friday
- 8. Diary
- 1. Monday
- 2. Tuesday
- 3. Wednesday
- 4. Thursday
- 5. Friday
- 9. Diary
- 1. Monday
- 2. Tuesday
- 3. Wednesday
- 4. Thursday
- 5. Friday
- 10. Epilogue
- 11. Get Your Next Satan Fix!
- 12. Note From the Author
- 13. Book Lists
- 14. About the Author